Crass Stupidity is a Constitutional Right

Examples of Crass Stupidity Include:


Ms. Teen South Carolina 2007:

"I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there, in our nation, don't have that, and, ah, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future... for our children."



Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”



Michele Bachmann:

"This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."


Britney Spears:

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."



Britney Spears:

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."


George W. Bush: OB-GYNS

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."



Glenn Beck

"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]."



Jessica Simpson

"Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken."



Sarah Palin:

"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." - announcing that she was quitting!



Rush Limbaugh

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."

Non-rushed, and non-limber Limbaugh is in hospital for a suspected condition he would likely not have if he was a fitness freak and laid off the illegal drugs.



George W. Bush:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."


Christina Aguilera

"Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"



Kanye “Interrupter” West

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.” Eh? Can you speak up?


Ted Stevens

"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.” Like Spaghetti?



George W. Bush:

“They misunderestimated me” This is probably impossible!



Sarah Palin:

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." - unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric. She blames Couric for asking a ‘trick’ question.


Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No."

Speaking on lack of fiscal responsibility. Perhaps the elves gave him the coupons and cash?


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That's all - FOR NOW - Folks, but you now there's plenty more where they came from!


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